NetVision-Technik - Langweile

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und was sagen uns diese beiden Postings ?????

na da sist das was manin seiner zwischenablage hat derzeit :D

Zitat:

Zitat von zwischenablage

°c

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^^

achso :D

HTML-Code:

<table summary="" style="width: 100%;">

  <tr>

    <td colspan="2" style="text-align: center;"><b>v32</b> - Korrekturen</td>

  </tr>

  <tr>

    <td style="text-align: left; vertical-align: top; width: 50%;">

      <form method="post" action="">

        <input type="hidden" name="do" value="make_txt" />

        <input type="text" id="v32game" name="v32game" value="" size="38" onkeyup="javascript: namecheck('5');" />

        <br /><br />

        <div id="checkv32game">&nbsp;</div>

        <input type="submit" value="v32game.txt erstellen" />

      </form>

    </td>

    <td style="text-align: left; vertical-align: top; width: 50%;">

      <form method="post" action="">

        <input type="hidden" name="do" value="modify_txt" />

        <input type="text" id="v32save" name="v32save" value="" size="38" onkeyup="javascript: namecheck('6');" />

        <br />

        <select id="v32mode" name="v32mode">

          <option value="0" selected="selected">-- Speicher-Zeile --</option>

          <option value="1">&amp;scoreVar=_root.score&amp;blah=1</option>

          <option value="2">&amp;scoreVar=_root.micro&amp;blah=1</option>

          <option value="3">&amp;scoreVar=_global.micro&amp;blah=1</option>

          <option value="4">&amp;scoreVar=_root.g_total_xp&amp;blah=1</option>

          <option value="5">&amp;scoreVar=_root.overAllScore&amp;blah=1</option>

          <option value="6">&amp;scoreVar=_root.playerScore&amp;blah=1</option>

          <option value="7">&amp;scoreVar=_root.totalScore&amp;blah=1</option>

          <option value="8">&amp;scoreVar=controll.best&amp;blah=1</option>

        </select>

        <br />

        <div id="checkv32save">&nbsp;</div>

        <input type="submit" value="v32 wechseln" />

      </form>

    </td>

  </tr>

</table>

Code:

<div id="header">

    <div id="menu">



        <ul id="nav">

        <li><a class="faq" href="faq.php" title="Häufig gestellte Fragen"><span>FAQ</span></a>

        <li><a class="members" href="users.php" title="Zeigt eine vollständige Liste aller Mitglieder an"><span>Mitglieder</span></a></li><li><a class="search" href="search.php" title="Zeigt die Suchoptionen an"><span>Suche</span></a></li><li><a class="ucp" href="my.php" title="Persönlicher Bereich"><span>Persönlicher Bereich</span></a></li><li><a class="nonewpms" href="./ucp.php?i=pm&amp;folder=inbox"><span><strong>0</strong> neue Nachrichten</span></a></li></li>



        </ul>

    </div>

52 pixel

wie unspektakulär :D

PHP-Code:


		
			
#colorbox{}
    #cboxTopLeft{width:14px; height:14px; background:url(../images/colorbox/controls.png) 0 0 no-repeat;}
    #cboxTopCenter{height:14px; background:url(../images/colorbox/border.png) top left repeat-x;}
    #cboxTopRight{width:14px; height:14px; background:url(../images/colorbox/controls.png) -36px 0 no-repeat;}
    #cboxBottomLeft{width:14px; height:43px; background:url(../images/colorbox/controls.png) 0 -32px no-repeat;}
    #cboxBottomCenter{height:43px; background:url(../images/colorbox/border.png) bottom left repeat-x;}
    #cboxBottomRight{width:14px; height:43px; background:url(../images/colorbox/controls.png) -36px -32px no-repeat;}
    #cboxMiddleLeft{width:14px; background:url(../images/colorbox/controls.png) -175px 0 repeat-y;}
    #cboxMiddleRight{width:14px; background:url(../images/colorbox/controls.png) -211px 0 repeat-y;}
    #cboxContent{background:#fff;}
    #cboxLoadedContent{margin-bottom:5px;}
    #cboxLoadingOverlay{background:url(../images/colorbox/loading_background.png) center center no-repeat;}
    #cboxLoadingGraphic{background:url(../images/colorbox/loading.gif) center center no-repeat;}
    #cboxTitle{position:absolute; bottom:-25px; left:0; text-align:center; width:100%; font-weight:bold; color:#7C7C7C;}
    #cboxCurrent{position:absolute; bottom:-25px; left:58px; font-weight:bold; color:#7C7C7C;}
        
    #cboxPrevious, #cboxNext, #cboxClose, #cboxSlideshow{position:absolute; bottom:-29px; background:url(images/colorbox/controls.png) 0px 0px no-repeat; width:23px; height:23px; text-indent:-9999px;}
    #cboxPrevious{left:0px; background-position: -51px -25px;}
    #cboxPrevious.hover{background-position:-51px 0px;}
    #cboxNext{left:27px; background-position:-75px -25px;}
    #cboxNext.hover{background-position:-75px 0px;}
    #cboxClose{right:0; background-position:-100px -25px;}
    #cboxClose.hover{background-position:-100px 0px;}
    
    .cboxSlideshow_on #cboxSlideshow{background-position:-125px 0px; right:27px;}
    .cboxSlideshow_on #cboxSlideshow.hover{background-position:-150px 0px;}
    .cboxSlideshow_off #cboxSlideshow{background-position:-150px -25px; right:27px;}
    .cboxSlideshow_off #cboxSlideshow.hover{background-position:-125px 0px;}

Wieso hab ich das im strg + v... :D

Lg Lex

PHP-Code:


		
			
private function prepareCards($maxPlayers = 3)

{

    $playerCards = $tableCards = $firstCard = '';

    $cards  = $dealCards = $allPlayer = array();

    $anzahl = ( $maxPlayers > 4 ? 5 : 6 );

    $cards  = $this->karten; 

    

    shuffle( $cards );

    

    $allPlayer = array_splice( $cards, 0, ($anzahl * $maxPlayers) ); 

  

    if ( ($maxPlayers * $anzahl) <= 25 ) {   

        $dealCards = $this->deal_cards( $anzahl, $maxPlayers, $allPlayer );    

        $firstCard = $cards[0];

        array_splice ( $cards, 0, 1 );

        

        for ( $i = 0; $i < $maxPlayers; ++$i )

        {

            $playerCards .= implode( ',', $dealCards[$i] ) . ( $i  < $maxPlayers-1 ? ';' : '' );   

        }

    }

    

    $tableCards = implode( ',', $cards );

    

    return array( 'first' => $firstCard, 'table' => $tableCards, 'player' => $playerCards );

}

mein karten austeiler vom maumau:D

Code:

update users set warned='yes'

:biglaugh:

bisschen spaß muss sein

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